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imma go cry now

  1. reblog if you like pizza or you’ve ever killed someone

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  1. bigbruthag:
“ nilla-wafer42:
“ complexsugar:
“ complexsugar:
“ lux-obscura:
“ lux-obscura:
“ breelandwalker:
“ deenadolly:
“ districtsugar:
“ doveclove:
“ niuniente:
“ muscovado-sugar:
“ xi-vi-xiv:
“ bme-and-wttc:
“ sherlysthougths:
“...

    bigbruthag:

    nilla-wafer42:

    complexsugar:

    complexsugar:

    lux-obscura:

    lux-obscura:

    breelandwalker:

    deenadolly:

    districtsugar:

    doveclove:

    niuniente:

    muscovado-sugar:

    xi-vi-xiv:

    bme-and-wttc:

    sherlysthougths:

    justthefangirl:

    timaeustestifieds:

    nudiemuse:

    recklesscloudz:

    Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

    Yes.

    Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

    reblobbed

    seriously have nothing to lose

    Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

    You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

    Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

    I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

    I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot.
    BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

    I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

    Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

    Amen

    Reblobbed.

    I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)

    Financials are getting a little rocky here (new job was a pay cut and was supposed to be an hours increase but ended up being more of a cut/lateral move) and I’m still trying to figure out how to downgrade my spending (seriously how can I cancel some of my cable services and end up paying MORE than before fucking packages fucking Verizon…) so in the meantime I could really go for a cash infusion until I get myself sorted.

    Ok this is such a ridiculous coincidence but I JUST reblogged this this morning and between then and now my tax refund hit my account 3 days early.

    Draw your own conclusions.

    Forever reblogging lol

    Trying to go home rich, 3 more days!!!

    No joke, I reblogged and less than 3 hours later, without asking, daddy transferred $500 into my account and I got a $1500 check.

    I’m not broke but you can never have tooooo much lol. This shit don’t work I’m spamming all y'all lol

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  1. methblue:

    jethrocane:

    a pregnant woman goes into a coma

    months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

    “you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

    “what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

    “denise”

    “that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

    “denephew”

    this is like 1998 chain email-level content

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  1. impuretale:

    jas720:

    sunbeargirl:

    crotchetybushtit:

    maatuultulivesi:

    does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

    is this what rich people worry about lmao

    who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

    How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

    Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead. 

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  1. mushiemallows:

    the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

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  1. weepingdildo:
“ Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
”

    weepingdildo:

    Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

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  1. 13rw drinking game.. take a shot every time:

    raise-yourvoice:

    -tony says “it’s what Hannah wanted”
    -Clay’s mom freaks the fuck out
    -Courtney pretends to be nice
    -Tyler says “it’s for the yearbook”
    -Clay wears the same grey or blue hoodies
    -Alex picks a fight he clearly can’t win/finish
    -Hannah, Jessica, Clay, Alex or Tony go to Monet’s
    -Hannah ends up opening up to someone who fucks her over
    -Clay refuses to listen to the tapes
    -Zach says some dumb shit
    -Justin says “let’s take care of him” or anything along those lines
    -Jeff meddles in Clay’s love life
    -any of them wear the blue varsity Lion’s jacket

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    • Clay: making my way downtown
    • Clay: walking fast
    • Tony: have you finished the tapes
    • Clay: waLKING FASTER
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  1. borderline-bxtch:
“ wallow:
“ twitterlols:
“ today’s the day
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fuck I posted this a day late
”
Time is an illusion you fuck.
”

    borderline-bxtch:

    wallow:

    twitterlols:

    today’s the day

    fuck I posted this a day late

    Time is an illusion you fuck.

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  1. "When you don’t know what to do, my best advice is to do nothing until clarity comes."
    – Oprah Winfrey
    (via goodreadss)
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  1. hipster-trichster:

    cloudcuckoolander527:

    alicelostinneverland:

    merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

    I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

    She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

    It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

    next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

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